Summer: That Sexy Season
“Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
Met a girl, crazy for me,
Met a boy, cute as can be,
Summer days drifting away,
To, uh oh, those summer nights"
Summer Nights, by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey
From the musical “Grease”
Summer’s here, and barbecues and temperatures aren’t the only things heating up – check your calendars, people, because now is most definitely the right time for sexing up the season. All signs point to it: school is out, birds are singing, bees are buzzing; and with the weather this warm, just about everybody you want to look at is wearing less (and less is this season’s more). What are you waiting for? OK, for those who still need a gentle push in the right direction, the Doctor is here with some suggestions to help you get the most out of summer:
Morning sex: Boys do like sex in the morning, and in this season, they’ve got a point. Get together with your hunk of burning love early, before the heat of the day sets in. Or maybe you’d like to try lying together in front of an air conditioner and exploring goose bumps?
Suntan lotion: most lotions can be used like massage oil, so go ahead and rub it on each other’s skin when outdoors (but DO NOT put it on or near crotches, please). Many people associate the smell of suntan lotion with childhood summers spent off at camp or away at the family cabin. I wonder what kind of fantasies you can cook up involving summer camp and tan lines?
Water sports! For some of you this may mean playing with certain bodily fluids; but for others, it conjures up thoughts of sex in the hot tub, the pool or even a larger body of water. Many of us have fantasies about sex in the water. Just remember to use lots of lube, and don’t stay in the water too long, or you’ll end up looking like a prune.
Summer Clothes (“The Cabana Quickie and Other Tales of How I Spent My Summer Vacation”): Some swimsuits are little more than waterproof lingerie. With easy to untie straps and strings, bikinis and swim suits are just tailor-made for tearing off each other. And doesn’t all that exposed skin make you feel soooo sensuous?
Food: When you’re outdoors, you can feed each other slurpy, messy toppings like chocolate syrup and whipped cream without worrying—you can even apply them generously to each other’s skin and feast away. When you’re done, just hose off – and start all over again!
That’s it, my sunflowers. It’s time to break out those bold summer moves, liberate your mind and get that hot body in gear (rinse, repeat). If anyone’s looking for me, the Doc will be poolside, wearing nothing but a grin, a pair of sunglasses and one fantastic tan. While you’re up, be a dear and get me a Mai Tai.
With Pleasure,
Dr. J
Summer lovin', happened so fast
Met a girl, crazy for me,
Met a boy, cute as can be,
Summer days drifting away,
To, uh oh, those summer nights"
Summer Nights, by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey
From the musical “Grease”
Summer’s here, and barbecues and temperatures aren’t the only things heating up – check your calendars, people, because now is most definitely the right time for sexing up the season. All signs point to it: school is out, birds are singing, bees are buzzing; and with the weather this warm, just about everybody you want to look at is wearing less (and less is this season’s more). What are you waiting for? OK, for those who still need a gentle push in the right direction, the Doctor is here with some suggestions to help you get the most out of summer:
Morning sex: Boys do like sex in the morning, and in this season, they’ve got a point. Get together with your hunk of burning love early, before the heat of the day sets in. Or maybe you’d like to try lying together in front of an air conditioner and exploring goose bumps?
Suntan lotion: most lotions can be used like massage oil, so go ahead and rub it on each other’s skin when outdoors (but DO NOT put it on or near crotches, please). Many people associate the smell of suntan lotion with childhood summers spent off at camp or away at the family cabin. I wonder what kind of fantasies you can cook up involving summer camp and tan lines?
Water sports! For some of you this may mean playing with certain bodily fluids; but for others, it conjures up thoughts of sex in the hot tub, the pool or even a larger body of water. Many of us have fantasies about sex in the water. Just remember to use lots of lube, and don’t stay in the water too long, or you’ll end up looking like a prune.
Summer Clothes (“The Cabana Quickie and Other Tales of How I Spent My Summer Vacation”): Some swimsuits are little more than waterproof lingerie. With easy to untie straps and strings, bikinis and swim suits are just tailor-made for tearing off each other. And doesn’t all that exposed skin make you feel soooo sensuous?
Food: When you’re outdoors, you can feed each other slurpy, messy toppings like chocolate syrup and whipped cream without worrying—you can even apply them generously to each other’s skin and feast away. When you’re done, just hose off – and start all over again!
That’s it, my sunflowers. It’s time to break out those bold summer moves, liberate your mind and get that hot body in gear (rinse, repeat). If anyone’s looking for me, the Doc will be poolside, wearing nothing but a grin, a pair of sunglasses and one fantastic tan. While you’re up, be a dear and get me a Mai Tai.
With Pleasure,
Dr. J
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